I’m a doctor, not a …

Dr. Leonard McCoy

  • “What am I, a doctor or a moon-shuttle conductor?” (TOS: “The Corbomite Maneuver“)
  • “My dear girl, I’m a doctor. When I peek, it is in the line of duty.” (TOS: “Shore Leave“)
  • “I don’t know, Jim. This is a big ship. I’m just a country doctor.” (TOS: “The Alternative Factor“)
  • “Me, I’m a doctor. If I were an officer of the line…” (TOS: “A Taste of Armageddon“)
  • “What do you mean what sort of work? I’m a doctor.” (TOS: “This Side of Paradise“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.” (TOS: “The Devil in the Dark“)
…to which Kirk replies, “You’re a healer, there’s a patient. That’s an order.”
  • “I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.” (TOS: “The City on the Edge of Forever“)
  • “I’m not a scientist or a physicist, Mr. Spock…” (TOS: “Metamorphosis“)
  • “Look, I’m a doctor, not an escalator.” (TOS: “Friday’s Child“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” (TOS: “The Doomsday Machine“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” (TOS: “Mirror, Mirror“)
…to which Montgomery Scott immediately replied, “Now, you’re an engineer.”
  • “I’m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.” (TOS: “The Deadly Years“)
  • “I will not peddle flesh! I’m a physician.” (TOS: “Return to Tomorrow“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.” (TOS: “The Empath“)
  • “I’m not a mechanic, Spock…” (TOS: “The Empath“)
  • “I’m a doctor, Spock … a doctor! Get us beamed aboard!” (TAS: “Albatross“)

Dr. Leonard McCoy (alternate reality)

  • “I don’t need a doctor, damn it, I am a doctor!” (Star Trek)
  • “I’m a doctor, Jim, I’m busy!” (Star Trek)
  • “Damn it, man, I’m a doctor, not a physicist!” (Star Trek)
  • “Damn it, man, I’m a doctor, not a torpedo technician!” (Star Trek Into Darkness)
  • “Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a– (beamed out)” (Star Trek Beyond)

Dr. Julian Bashir

  • “Garak, I’m a doctor, not…” meaning a spy or an investigator, but Garak interrupted him. (DS9: “Past Prologue“)
  • Garak says “I’m no more a spy than you are…” Julian interrupts, saying “A doctor.” (DS9: “Cardassians“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a botanist.” (DS9: “The Wire“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not an historian.” (DS9: “Trials and Tribble-ations“)
  • Variation as Julius Eaton: “We’re writers, not vikings.” (DS9: “Far Beyond the Stars“)

The Doctor

  • “I’m a doctor, Mr. Neelix, not a decorator.” (VOY: “Phage“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a bartender.” (VOY: “Twisted“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a voyeur.” (VOY: “Parturition“)
  • “I shouldn’t have to remind you: I’m a doctor…”
…interrupted by Torres: “…not an engineer. Right, but…” (VOY: “Prototype“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a performer.” (VOY: “Investigations“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.” (VOY: “Basics, Part II“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a database.”
…to which Henry Starling responds: “I’d say you’re a little bit of both.” (VOY: “Future’s End, Part II“)
  • “I am a doctor, not a peeping Tom, there’s nothing I haven’t seen before.” (When catching Lt. Torres in the sonic shower.) (VOY: “Drone“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a battery.” (VOY: “Gravity“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a dragon-slayer.” (VOY: “Bliss“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not a zoo-keeper.” (VOY: “Life Line“)
  • “I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” (VOY: “Flesh and Blood“)

Dr. Phlox

  • “I’m a physician, not an engineer.” (ENT: “Doctor’s Orders“)

Starfleet EMHs

  • USS Enterprise-E EMH Mark I: “I’m a doctor, not a doorstop.” (Star Trek: First Contact)
  • USS Prometheus EMH Mark II: “I am a doctor, not a commando.” (VOY: “Message in a Bottle“)

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